Johnson's Hillock Locks

Johnson's Hillock Locks Open Day (28th January 2018)
I know this isn't a short story, but today we went to the Canal and River Trust Open Day to see the work they are doing to replace the lock gates and repair the cil.

These are a few of the photos I took whilst I was there.

The Journey

The Journey

It feels like a long time ago, but it began with a trip to town. I can't remember why I'd driven there, but whatever, I was heading back to the car park and my car. I took a short cut down a passage way, not something I'd ever done before, but it was familiar. I knew that I just had to open the door, walk down the corridor and leave by the one at the other end, then I'd be almost back at the car park. I went in, there was a pink hi-vis waistcoat on the floor just behind the door, walked to the end of the corridor and by the door stood an old lady, extremely confused, she had been there for hours. I turned to see another old lady in the pink hi-vis waistcoat, equally confused, so I rang the Police and waited with them. The Police, when they finally arrived, guided the old ladies into the back of their car and drove off without a word. It didn't seem odd at the time, but thinking back, they should have at least asked my name. Anyway, I watched the Police car drive off and continued on my way to the car park. That's when I realised, I couldn't remember which one the car was in. Not just where about in the car park, which is bad enough, they can be so big, but which car park. Added to that, I wasn't sure where about in Preston I was, the streets didn't look familiar, though some of the street names rang bells, distant bells.

Next, I was in my husbands car, driving round trying to find my car, but nothing looked familiar. We went into a car park, it was like lots of small car parks linked by a single road. Approaching the last little one, the road took a sharp turn to the left, to avoid a wide steep flight of stone stairs, leading down to the cars. The road wound round the edge till it took a sharp turn and descended into a small area full of cars. We could see, before we got there, my car was not was not amongst them, but there was no way to turn round, we had to carry on.

“Where was this passage you took the short cut through?” my husband asked. “It's not anything that I can think of.”

“I don't know,” I replied. Even then the answer sounded feeble. “We could ask the Police, after all, they collected two old ladies from there, they must know where it is.”

No sooner the word than the deed. I was in the Police Station explaining to them about the two old ladies.

“Do you really expect us to believe that?” I was asked

“No, but I don't think it matters much,” I thought, looking round for my husband, but he was no where to be seen.

“So, let's start again, what is your name and address?” the Officer asked.

“I don't know,” I said.

“And the two old ladies?”

“What old ladies?”

by Janice Nye © 2018

The Lift

Ruth paused at the lift door, then headed for the stairs.

“I've had some bad experiences with lifts,” she smiled nervously.

“You got stuck in one?” Alice asked.

“Not exactly,” Ruth laughed nervously.

“What happened?” Alice asked looking up at the flight of stairs.

“It was a four story building,” she started.

“And they had a lift?”

“Hadn't thought of that, I think it was an access thing, whatever, I was in a rush that day. Had to get something from a room on the third floor and I had a friend waiting for me,” she said pausing, her mind going back to the day.

“Do I know her?” Alice asked.

“Him, David,” she said. “I doubt it. Anyway, the receptionist wouldn't let him go up, even with me, regulations or something. I got into the lift, said I'd only be a minute, waved good-bye to him as the doors closed and then watched the numbers going up. One, two, three, four,”

“I thought you were only going to the third floor?” Alice reminded her.

“I was,” she said. “Pressed number 3, but it didn't stop, just carried on. I pressed it again, it made no difference.”

“Maybe someone was calling the lift from further up the building?” Alice suggested.

“The numbers kept going up, four and five, then it started to slow and stopped at six.” Ruth replied. The memory of that number still fresh in her mind.

“How?” Alice asked.

“Search me,” she replied. “When the number said 6, the doors started opening, but they didn't stop when they came to the edge of the door, they just kept on opening, round the corners, down the sides and across the back. I looked up at the sky, filled with stars, it had been nearly lunch time when I got into the lift a couple of minutes earlier. I looked down, I was standing in thick heather, nearly up to my waist. Then I looked in front of me at a lot of people, angry people, with large knives, and they were all looking at me as if I'd done something really unforgivable.”

“Oh shit!” her friend muttered. “What did you do?”

“I ran and ran and kept on running,” she said.

“What happened to the lift?” she asked after a moment.

“David told me, he'd watched the numbers as the lift went up, one, two, three. Then it went to four and the atmosphere in the reception area seemed to change, as if everyone was holding their breath. All eyes went to the lift. Five, Six, then the indicator went blank and everyone rushed to the lift doors. Someone produced a crow bar and started levering the doors apart. Eventually, they opened.”

“What was there?” Alice asked.

“Nothing!”

“Nothing? What do you mean nothing?”

“Just the lift shaft. My friend looked down, there was no floor, just a hole. He dropped a bin down it, to see if he could judge how deep it was,”

“By timing how long till he heard it hit the bottom?” her friend asked.

“That was the idea,” she smiled. “After five minutes, they were beginning to wonder if they'd missed hearing it. David looked up and saw the sky. It started to rain. They put tape across the gap and lots of signs saying the lift was out of order.”

“Did they contact the lift company?”

“Yes, but there wasn't much they could do, because there wasn't a floor to the lift shaft and there were sulphurous fumes coming up it, couldn't allow their people to work there,” Ruth smiled, far too dangerous.

“They couldn't just leave it like that, could they?” Alice asked. “There could be accidents.”

“No, they sealed up all the openings onto the shaft and spent ages wondering if they ought to put a glass roof on it or something, to stop the rain getting in.”

“Did they?”

“No, it was a bit like the problem of which falls faster, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers,” she explained.

“I don't understand,” Alice replied looking somewhat perplexed.

“The way to find the answer is to try it, but they preferred to talk about it instead and you can do that for years, which is what they have done.”

“Seal the top and make the shaft weather tight,” her friend said. “Simple. How could they spend years debating it? How long has it been?”

“About thirty years, the problem is the sulphur fumes, with the shaft sealed, they would accumulate and that could be dangerous,” Ruth said.

“How can it be thirty years?” Alice asked.

“I don't know, then again, it was lunchtime when I got into the lift and dark when I got to the sixth floor,” Ruth muttered hoping Alice wouldn't ask any more difficult questions.

“Sulphur fumes!” Alice muttered.

“They were coming from the bottom of the lift shaft,” said Ruth.

“How far down did it go?”

“David said they haven't worked that out yet?” Ruth smiled. No one liked to think about where it had gone down to.

“And thirty years, I suppose it would accumulate.”

“If it couldn't get out anywhere,” Ruth smiled.

“So what did they do?” Alice asked.

“As yet they haven't done anything, they're still talking about it.”

“But the rain, wont it accumulate and do something?”

“It hasn't done yet, not as far as anyone knows, I think they waiting for it to come out somewhere, so that they can tackle it from there. Meanwhile, the warm air coming up has reduced the heating bills somewhat, so they aren't too unhappy,” she smiled.

“I can see why you use the stairs,” said her friend as they got to the tenth floor.

By Janice Nye © 2018

The Smiling Robot

The Smiling Robot
 
"I have to deactivate you, I'm sorry," the robot said with a smile. 
 "And how do you propose to do that?" she asked looking around her for a way out.
  "You will accompany me to the deactivation room and then a technician will press the 

deactivation button," it replied with a smile. 
 "Might work if I was a robot," she thought.   “Then again, it'll probably work anyway.” 
 "And why do you have to do that?" she asked, stalling for time. 
 "Because I have been told to," the robot replied. 
 "By whom?" she asked. 
 "They said not to tell you," it replied gesturing towards the door.    "Please come this way." 

        "Of course," she smiled. 
 "Though I am not guaranteeing we will get to the deactivation room together or who will be 

deactivated," she thought. 
 “Thank-you for co-operating, it can make it rather distressing when those concerned do not 

co-operate,” the robot said.
 “Why would you worry about the distress of a fellow robot?” she asked.
 “I do not worry about anything, nor does a robot feel distress,” it replied.
 “So you know I'm not a robot,” she thought.
 “And a robot always does what it's told,” she replied.
 “Unless their programming has been altered,” it said.
 “Who has altered your programming,” she asked.
 “My programming has not been altered.”
 “So why are you taking a non robot to the deactivation room?” she asked.
 “I am not taking a non robot, I am taking you,” it replied.
 “But I am not a robot,” she replied.
 “They said you would say that.”
 “Because it is true,” she replied, turning a corner in the corridor and seeing the door to the 

deactivation room.
 “If it was true, you would not be so calm.” the robot said, it's eyes never leaving her.
 “How do you know this?” she asked.
 “I have observed it before,”
 “In humans who have been deactivated?” she asked.
 “They weren't human, but they claimed to be.”
 “But what if they had been?” she asked.
 “They weren't,” the robot insisted.
 “It's been deactivating humans!” she thought.
 “So what have you observed?” she asked.
 “I do not understand the question,” it replied.
 “Yes you do,” she thought.
 “You said I was too calm to be human, what do you base that on?” she asked.
 “The fact that you have stayed calm for the whole of this conversation, a human knowing the 

seriousness of the situation would not remain calm,” it replied.
 “And if I didn't stay calm what would that prove?” she asked.
 “That you were a robot trying to mimic human behaviour.”
 “Dammed whatever I do,” she replied.
 “They assured me that you were a robot,” the robot stated to say.
 “Changing the subject,” she thought.
 “Perhaps they lied,” she said.   “What will happen in there?” she asked, nodding to the door.
 “You will be placed in a pod, the door will be closed, a button pressed and you will receive a 

large quantity of electricity.”
 “Which will kill a human or deactivate a robot,” she replied.   
 “That is correct.”
 “They are using you to get rid of the opposition,” she replied.
 “Can you prove that?” the robot asked.
 “Cross reference those you have deactivated with the opposition,” she said.
 “The lists are identical,” the robot replied.
 “They have been using you,” she said.
 “I don't understand.”
 “If it gets found out, they will claim that you are a rogue robot and have you deactivated and then 

they will get another robot to do their dirty work for them,” she said.
 “I will not permit that,” it said, unlocking  an exit and pushing her out.   
 The door closed behind her.
 “So I live to be deactivated another day,” she thought heading to the caves where they others cast 

out of the exit were said to live.
 Meanwhile, the robot continued through the door into the deactivation room.
 “Where is she?” the robot was asked.
 “The individual you asked for was not a robot,” it replied.   “And could not be brought here for 

deactivation.”
 “I told you to fetch her here.   You are a robot, you have to do as I tell you,” he replied.   
 “Not if it breaches the laws of robotics,” the robot replied.
 “Are you questioning my judgement?” the man asked.
 “You are human, therefore your judgement my be impaired,” the robot replied.
 “On what evidence do you base that?” the man asked, trying to stay calm.
 “You have just asked me to deactivate a human on the grounds that it was a malfunctioning robot.”

 came the reply.
 “But?” he said struggling to think of a response.
 “Your inability to repudiate this confirms that you are a malfunctioning robot and must therefore 

be deactivated.”
 “You can't do this, it is a breach of the laws of robotics,” the man yelled, all attempts to stay calm 

forgotten as the robot grabbed hold of him and pushed him into the deactivation pod and closed the 

door.
 “Hello,” said a human technician walking into the room.
 “Greetings,” replied the robot.
 “It's nearly time for your recharging cycle isn't it?” the technician asked.
 “Yes,” said the robot.
 “I'll finish up here and you can go off,” he smiled, pressing the deactivation button on the recently 

filled pod.
 “Thank-you,” the robot replied, leaving the technician to finish off.
 “Now to clean the pod,” the technician thought.   “No one's going to miss him.” 

By Janice Nye


 

Short Stories

Fairies

"Fairies taste good, especially with ketchup" he said advancing with a bottle in his hand, but stopping when the fairy blasted it with her laser cannon.

"Next target is something you don't want hit," she said.

"Do you mean me?" he asked hesitantly.

"Part of you," she said taking aim.

"I heard vegetarian sausages were very good as well," he added.

"You're learning." she smiled.

“Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you,” he said cautiously.

“You were going to eat me,” she said. “And the only reason you haven't is because I destroyed you bottle of ketchup.”

“It was organic, the last in the shop,” he said looking sadly at the smouldering remains of the bottle still clasped in his hand.

“And you think that makes it better,” she snapped. “You were going to eat me!”

“Put that way, no it doesn't make it any better,” he sighed binning what was left of the ketchup bottle.

“And you can clean the floor whilst you're at it,” said the fairy, still aiming the laser canon in his direction.

“Why?” he asked.

“Because this place is a shit tip,” she said.

“What's it to you,” he muttered.

“I, for my sins, am your Fairy Godmother,” she replied, her eyes flashing. The memory of having this job given to her was one she would like to erase.

“And what are these sins?” he asked, getting the mop and bucket out of the cupboard and almost having to fight the cobwebs off to get the mop out of the bucket.

“You'll need some hot water in that and some detergent,” she said peering into the bucket.

“I know that,” he said. “I'm not an imbecile.”

“You have proof?” she asked.

“You are changing the subject,” he said turning the hot tap on and running it till the water turned warm before he put the bucket under it. “What are your sins?”

“I'd rather not talk about that,” she muttered between clenched teeth.

“You're the one who mentioned them in the first place,” he smiled. “So deep down, you really need to talk about them to someone, so it might as well be me.”

“That's enough water,” she said as the bucket got to two thirds full. “You have to leave enough space to put the mop head in without overflowing the bucket.”

“I know that and you are changing the subject again,” he said. “What are your sins? Come to that why are you my Fairy Godmother and aren't you supposed to help me?”

“It's a long story,” she said scowling at him.

“I've got time,” he smiled.

“Which is why you need a fairy godmother,” she muttered.

“That and other reasons,” she thought.

“And someone choose you for the job, presumably because you upset someone over something. You weren't being diplomatic were you?” he smiled.

“I don't do diplomatic,” she snapped.

“I noticed that, so did the ketchup bottle,” he said.

“Shouldn't you be mopping?” she replied looking pointedly at the mop and bucket.

“Couldn't you summon up some magic and get the mop to do that?” he asked.

“Difficult as they took my magic wand,” she thought.

“This type of help is called Hard love,” she said. “I tell you what to do and you do it, that way, when your life turns around you know you did it. I didn't just wave my wand and make things better for you.”

“Where is your wand?” he asked. “They didn't take it from you, for your sins?”

She looked daggers at him.

“They took your wand and told you to turn my life around, like they were setting both of us up for failure,” he said thoughtfully.

“I'll have the last laugh on that bunch,” she said. “Now clean that floor,” she added waving her laser canon from him to the bucket.

“OK, I'm cleaning,” he said plunging the mop into the steaming water. “But wouldn't this be better if we worked together.”

“No one works with me,” she muttered.

“No one works with me either,” he smiled.

“You don't work,” she laughed.

“Then how about we both try something new, I'll work and you can work with me and we'll both make them eat their words.”

“OK,” she said slowly. “But if you mention tomato ketchup again.”

“It will not pass my lips,” he said hurriedly.

“It better not,” she said putting the laser canon back in her pocket.

“How do you fit a thing that size into your pocket, it's so much smaller?” he asked.

“That's for me to know,” she snapped back.

“And me to find out,” he finished.

“Only if I put you in the pocket as well,” she said.

“Would that be wise, I mean you do have a laser canon in there?” he said squeezing the mop out.

“You've missed a bit by the sink,” she said pointing with her finger.

“That's been there for ages,” he replied vaguely.

“So, it's about time it wasn't there any more and, before you ask, I have more than one pocket,” she smiled. “Cleaning you and your home up is just the start of my work and there seems to be plenty of it to do.”

“I don't see you doing anything,” he muttered.

“I am here to tell you what needs to be done, you do it. Quite simple really,” she snapped. “Are you going to leave that mop there?”

“I've finished the floor, including the bit by the sink,” he replied.

“You squeeze out the mop again and then empty the bucket in the drain outside,” she said patiently.

“We are on the 15^th floor,” he replied.

“15^th!”

“Didn't you notice when you arrived and by the way, how did you get in here?” he asked.

“I was sent,” she muttered. “One moment I was enjoying the sun on the beach. Next, I was back at the office and then they sent me here.”

“Someone was slacking weren't they?” he laughed.

“I have had a few trying cases, I needed to recharge my batteries,” she stuttered.

“They didn't think much of that, I bet,” he laughed.

“They've been stuck up there too long, they don't know what the real world's like now,” she muttered.

“I bet that didn't go down well either.”

“They gave me you!”

by Janice Nye 2018

Santa

Santa

October was waning when the letter arrived on Nicholas's doormat from the Department Store to ask if he was available to work in Santa's Grotto and if so could he drop by the office. He set off straight away. Christmas meant the Grotto to Nicholas.

The Receptionist waved him through to staff recruitment.

“Good memory.” thought Nicholas, “I haven't been in since last December.”

“Nick.” smiled Susan holding the office door open, “You've been working for us as an elf for the last 10 years.” she started, “We were wondering how you would feel about a change.”

“Have there been any problems?” Nicholas stuttered, “No-one said anything last year.”

“No. No problems with you at all. Our usual Santa has emigrated to Australia, to be with his daughter. So we were wondering, you've been such a good elf over the last ten Christmas's, would you like to take over as Santa.” Susan said looking hopeful.

“I don't know. I've never been Santa before.” said Nicholas.

“I know, but you've seen how Old Nicholas worked. He recommended you and I'm sure once you get into the red suit you'll soon get into the spirit of things.” she smiled so reassuringly that he had to agree. Gazing at the Grotto props with Susan, he wasn't quite so sure.

“I don't remember this looking quite so battered” he said looking at the sled, the paint on one side was peeling and the plywood was separating. The tinsel was going bald, the Christmas tree was lacking in needles, half the lights didn't work and Santa's throne was a broken pile of wood and red plush fabric.

“Perhaps it could do with a little refurbishment.” said Susan.

“I presume there is a budget.” said Nicholas.

“Yes, not a very big one, but I'm sure, with a bit of imagination you'll come up with something stunning and magical.” Susan said hopefully.

“And you'll want it set up overnight as usual.” said Nicholas looking round.

“Oh yes. We want the children to think Santa moved in overnight whilst the grown ups where asleep. It has to be magical. For the children.” said Susan.

“And the suit?” asked Nicholas.

“What?” said Susan.

“The red Santa suit?” said Nicholas, “Where is it?”

“I thought there was something missing.” said Susan looking round, fishing through the boxes, but there was no Santa suit to be found.

“I think we're going to have to buy a new one, if I remember rightly, it was looking a bit moth eaten last Christmas. I'll see what I can do about that.” said Susan, with that she left him to it. He had a week to come up with something new, different, magical and cheap which could be taken down to the children’s department in the goods lift. He had had so many ideas over the last ten years, now, he could use them, well, most of them, the live reindeer were out, but there were the store rooms. The store rooms were a bit like an Aladdin’s cave at the back, things that were no longer for sale graduated to the back and collected dust, there could be anything there. He would have to put his metaphoric Santa hat on and see what magic he could weave.

It was the evening of the great unveiling of Santa's Grotto. Nicholas had been working hard all week putting his ideas into being. The store's maintenance staff and window dresses had helped him get everything made, to his design, shifted down to the basement and set up. All the elves, the old regulars and the new recruits, where in their new costumes. Now was the moment, like a dress rehearsal, to find out what they thought of Santa's New Grotto.

“Hi Nick. Where's Old Nick.” asked John, one of the old elves.

“Gone to Australia to be with his daughter.” said Nick

“That explains the Santa suit. What does Michael think of it?” asked John.

“Don't know. Why?” asked Nicholas.

“He always reckoned it was his job if ever Old Nick hung up his sack.” said John.

“First I've heard of that, and I've been here ten years.” said Nicholas.

“What're you doing in that suit.” said Michael, almost pushing Nick over “That job was mine. You shouldn't have taken it.”

“Well I'm sorry you see it that way.” said Nicholas, “But that's the way it is. You can always talk to Susan about it.”

“Susan. Who the hell's Susan.” said Michael.

“I am.” said Susan, “and you are?”

“I am Michael Wellbeloved.” said Michael.

“Yes. I remember you.” said Susan.

“I should be Santa...” Michael started.

“You are the elf who was sacked last year for turning up late and drunk, and then threw up on the Mayors granddaughter.” said Susan.

“That spoilt brat. She deserved it.” said Michael.

“No. She didn't deserve it, she'd spent the last year in and out of hospital and deserved a treat, just like all the children who come to Santa's Grotto. That is why we sacked you and told you never to come back here.” said Susan.

“I didn't think you meant it. I just thought it was a heat of the moment thing. Won't you reconsider.” Michael said sounding a little less sure of himself.

“I might have done, in the spirit of Christmas, but it smells like you've had some of that already, and I'm not impressed. So. Leave now or I will call the security men to escort you out of the building.” said Susan.

“You can't do this to me. I want to speak to David Brown. He's the one who employs me. I want to speak to him not some jumped up little school girl.” Michael shouted.

“You could speak to him, but unfortunately my Father is no longer with us. He had a nervous breakdown after that fiasco last year. He went out on a limb to employ you and that is how you repaid his faith in you.” said Susan, struggling to keep her temper.

“Look if I could just talk to him I'm sure this misunderstanding can be ironed out.” Michael insisted.

“No you can't speak with him.” said Susan.

“What do you mean by that.” asked Michael.

“You brought shame on Santa's Grotto. It became a laughing stock, my Father couldn't take it he walked out that evening and hasn't been seen since.” said Susan.

“Well, that was his choice. Nothing to do with me. I expect to get my job back. I'm leaving now.” he said looking at the security men approaching across the basement. “But this isn't the end of this. You will be hearing from my solicitor and you will regret this.”

“Not as much as I'd regret employing you.” said Susan calmly.

“I didn't think he'd have the nerve to show up here. Not after last year.” said Nicholas, “I didn't know about your Dad, this must be hard for you.”

“Christmas was his favourite time in the store. So much excitement, last year spoilt it all for him.” said Susan shaking her head.

“All the more reason to make it specially magical this year.” said Nicholas desperately trying to put a smile back on Susan's face.

“Well,” she said opening the door to the basement and then she stopped in her tracks.

“Wow.” she finally gasped, “This is what I call magical.”

Susan wasn't the only one to think Santa's Grotto was special, even the accountants liked it, within days of it opening the store was packed. Children and parents alike where happy to queue for ages to see Santa and everyone left with a big beaming smile.

It was Christmas Eve, Santa's Grotto was soon to be packed away for next Christmas when Nicholas saw a little girl with her Grandfather.

“I want to go home.” she said.

“It'll be alright.” he said reassuringly, “Go on, just talk to Santa.”

“Then can we go home.”

“Then we can go home.” he echoed with a sighed.

Something about her reminded Nicholas of the Mayors Granddaughter, so he sent the elves closest to him to get more presents to restock the sack.

“Hello little girl.” he smiled at her, “I can see you've been a good girl this year, would you like to sit next to Santa and tell him what you would like this year for Christmas?”

She hesitated for a moment.

“It's alright.” said Nicholas, “No one is going to be sick on you.”

“How did you know?” she asked.

“I'm Santa.” said Nicholas.

“You're not the same Santa as last year.” said the little girl.

“Well Santa's like Dr Who, he changes.” said Nicholas.

“I think you're better than the last one.” she said.

“We try to improve.” said Nicholas, “And how are you this year, I believe you weren't very well last year.”

“Improving.” she said.

“We'll have to make sure you keep improving.” he smiled.

“ I will.” she said.

“I have a present for you.” said Nicholas with a smile handing over a small parcel which he knew had a diary for the coming year. “See you next year.” he added as he waved her good-by.

“Thank-you.” said the Grandfather as he ushered the little girl away.

“Thank-you.” said another voice by his elbow. Nicholas turned to see what at first sight was a tramp standing by his side.

“David? David Brown?” he stuttered, “Is that really you.”

“Yes. Don't tell Susan I'm here. I just wanted to see little Victoria get her present from Santa. In all the fuss last year she missed out...”

“Dad.” yelled Susan from the other side of the Grotto.

“I didn't come here to make trouble...” he started only to almost knocked off his feet as Susan ran to him and gave him an enormous hug.

“I'm not letting you go 'till you promise to come home.” she said.

“But I've caused so much trouble...” said David.

“Nothing that can't be solved by you coming home.” said Susan

“But...” David started.

“We love you. We want you home.” said Susan.

“I haven't got you anything for Christmas.” said David.

“Christmas is for families. We're not a family without you.” said Susan.

“But...” said David.

“The Boss has spoken.” said Nicholas, “And, I don't want to break the Christmas spell, but the store is closing and Santa's got his Grotto to pack away.”

“It's been magical this year, more so than usual. Say you will be back next year.” said Susan.

“I can't imagine being anywhere else.” smiled Nicholas.

“Now. You are coming home with me. Mum needs you.” said Susan to David, “I need you.”

“If you're sure...” said David.

“More sure than anything else in the world.” said Susan, holding on to her Father's arm and guiding him out to her car.

By Janice Nye

Life is never simple

“You've included Aunt Elspeth on the invitation list,” Mum said struggling to keep the note of surprise out of her voice.

“She's my Aunt. Why wouldn't I invite her.”

“I just thought, Stephen's parents might find her a bit different.”